MG, if I were to relate to you the measures these desperate
people are driven to, you'd be appalled. Let me tell you anyway?
1. Please don't tell me that your elderly mother is miserably hot
in the house. When I tell you that we are out of stock, we are out
of stock. I don't have the ability to pull an a/c out of my butt to
sell you.
2. Don't tell me that all your dogs have died from heat exhaustion.
While I empathise, there is nothing I can do unless you would like
to place an order today and pick it up in a week.
3. Don't ask to see the manager when I've already told you that I
have none to sell you. What can the manager do? I know that he
doesn't have a magical butt either.
4. When I tell you that your best bet is to place an order today
and that the earliest pick up date is after 5pm on Sept 11, please
don't ask me if it can come in any earlier.
5. After I let you know the soonest pick up date, and you tell me
me that's too far out, I'm thinking you don't need one that badly
after all.
6. Don't ask me who has a/c's available. I don't work there and I
have no access to their inventory counts.
7. Don't ask me for phone numbers to all the other Sears stores in
town when I tell you that every one of our stores are sold out.
There are so many other customers behind you, each equally or more
impatient. I neither have the time nor the inclination to do
something that you can let your fingers do with the yellow
pages.
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
